Well, this week's
Running Up That Hill
was originally going to be about (a) Elton's hitting the bigtime with
his first-ever published work this week, and (b) the Ecto's super-savvy
top secret plan to save Major League Baseball from itself.
And
while that would've rocked (and may perhaps still rock a week from
now), it can't hold a candle to the actual subject of this week's
column:
Fat Elvis!